Are you a Benjamin …?

What’s a Benjamin you ask? It’s simple.. A Benjamin is what I call the men or losers ( as the case may be ) who treat Me like the Queen I am. It’s a name of honor. In honor of My favorite Benjamin.

Isn’t he sexy?

A Benjamin is someone who cares about MY NEEDS.

The GENTLEMEN BENJAMIN - He could be a successful, delightful man that I find interesting and worthy of My time. He knows that a lady deserves to be pampered and lavished with gifts and flattery. He finds great pleasure in taking care of My needs. He’s rare… He doesn’t fall into the ‘LOSER’ category. He is a gentlemen. He’s generous but not a sucker. He gives because he wants to. He is My favorite. I call him by his given name. He deserves to stand out to Me… and he does.

The SPECIALTY BENJAMIN - These Benjamins stand out for one reason or another. Maybe they don’t have a lot to give, but they give what they can. They entertain Me, or show their devotion in ways that make Me happy. I recognize them when they call. I don’t roll My eyes and feel the urge to vomit when I hear their voices.

The LOSER BENJAMIN – is nothing short of a jackass. He has to be coaxed, manipulated and forced into giving. He would be perfectly happy to just call Me.. Jerk off while I listen in disgust and then hang up without as much as a “Thank you.” He can’t hold a normal conversation because he’s so obsessed with yanking his junk. He knows that he is not worthy of a woman like Me. He’s not even worthy of a woman 10 classes below Me. I will only call him “BSB (bottom shelf benjamin)” because the only thing I will remember about him is the money that I rack up from listening to him moan and pant and grunt as I watch My bank account grow. I won’t remember him the next time he calls. He’s worthless and he knows it.

So YES! you can be a Benjamin. It’s just a matter of what kind of Benjamin you will be!